Trifle Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

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What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

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What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.