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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

Trash Bin Jokes More Trash Bin Jokes

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

Dumpster Jokes More Dumpster Jokes

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?

Lambo Jokes More Lambo Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

Trashcan Jokes More Trashcan Jokes

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.