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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Dumpster Jokes More Dumpster Jokes

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.