About 5 inches.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Just three inches.
Polly unsaturated!
With a Teletubbie.
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
Monkey vomit
One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!
69 cents.
Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
Because then it'd be a foot