Afghani Jokes

What did the Afghani immigrant say when he got a new truck?

Nice.

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How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

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Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

What is Bin Laden's Favorite Football Team?

New York Jets

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Afghani Stan Jokes More Afghani Stan Jokes

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi