Afghani Jokes

What did the Afghani immigrant say when he got a new truck?

Nice.

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How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

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Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Osama Bin Laden Jokes More Osama Bin Laden Jokes

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

B52 Jokes More B52 Jokes

How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

Afghani Stan Jokes More Afghani Stan Jokes

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Obsess Jokes More Obsess Jokes

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns