Ajar Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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When it is ajar!

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An innertube.

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Wars end.

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Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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Pickle it gently!

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When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

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It was tired of being taken for granite.

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

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His brother holding the VCR.

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What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

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Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick