Buyer Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

User Jokes More User Jokes

What did the /r/science mod say to the user?

removed

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!