Buyer Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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User Jokes More User Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you say to an ugly person?

Anything you like, what are they going to do about it?

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.