Chicken Coop Jokes

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

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What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.

How many doors are on a chicken coop?

Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan

What do you call a chicken coop with four doors?

A chicken sedan

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

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Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!