Diary Jokes

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

What is a small, one story home made of poop called?

A dungalow

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.