Feminist Picnic Jokes

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

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Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches

Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

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