Filipino Jokes

What are filipinos horror stories?

Crispy Pata

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What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

What do you call a party with no Filipino people?

A no-Nguyen scenario.

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

A manila folder!!!

What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

What do you call a hot Filipino?

A Filipino.

What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

a Filipino

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What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

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What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

A manila folder!!!

What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

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Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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Why was the Mexican tire sad?

Because it was despair

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

What sound does a dead cow make?

BOOOOOOOOOO

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses