Foreman Jokes

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

Who took my username?

When I find you, well, you'll be sorry!

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Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.