Harley Jokes

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

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What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

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What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here