Knight Time Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

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Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.