Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
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6 1/2 books.
Six and a half books.
About six and a half books.
It's fun to toss them down stairs.
An alligator.
A Pencil cause he's full of lead!
Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow
Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.
A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
6 1/2 books...
there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
His mom was in a jam!
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
