Man Sky Jokes

What do you call an overpriced and overhyped game?

No Man's Sky.

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What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

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Centre Jokes More Centre Jokes

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What do you get with a corduroy condom?

A groovy kind of love.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default