Neuron Jokes

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.