Neuron Jokes

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones