Poppin Jokes

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

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What's a theif's favorite dance move?

Poppin' locks

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Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

Thug Jokes More Thug Jokes

Why do thugs play basketball?

Because it teaches them to shoot, run and steal.

What do you call a thug Australian mammal?

a gang-aroo

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

British Jokes More British Jokes

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.