Later.
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I'll tell you later.
What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
Because he was a VI KING.
Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
When you are ill, because they are sick
Ovary Enthusiastic
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Not today.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
A frog. It croaks every night.
In a choral coral corral
Oh well, I'll figure it out later.
Because they die at the last second.
