Later.
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I'll tell you later.
What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!
Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
Spit, swallow, gargle.
Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.
Procrastination!
chickens
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(
A dislocated hipster.
All Fridays Matter
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Nun.
None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place
Some day you will be red!
A hallucination.