Procrastinate Jokes

When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!

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What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.

What's the best time to go to a dentist?

Two thirty

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

2 Day Jokes More 2 Day Jokes

How bad?

Really bad, you have 2 months." OMG "APRIL FOOLS!" Whew- "You have 2 days."

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

Laziness Jokes More Laziness Jokes

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.