Programming Language Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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Hijab

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Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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I'm all forum.

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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An erection.

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she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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A blonde at a flashing red light.

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Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language