Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"
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Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok
So the one on the right could drive for a change.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
You wouldn't want to get repossessed!
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
Evolution.
It didn't like being double crossed.
To get away from the PETA convention.
A: He made his own restoraunt.
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
Because all the politicians are in hell.
Paradise.
Darth Vader.
The Caliph ate.
Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
