Right Way Jokes

Why is Yoda the worst copilot?

Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"

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Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

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Dog Whistle Jokes More Dog Whistle Jokes

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

Taxis Jokes More Taxis Jokes

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.