Router Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Connection Jokes More Connection Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.