Router Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Connection Jokes More Connection Jokes

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?