Short Sentence Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

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Format Jokes More Format Jokes

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Brief Case Jokes More Brief Case Jokes

What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.

What does he have?

A brief case.

Topic Jokes More Topic Jokes

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.