Short Sentence Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Short Essay Jokes More Short Essay Jokes

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks?

A pro-teen bar

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Brief Case Jokes More Brief Case Jokes

What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.