Sun Day Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Patty O'furniture Jokes More Patty O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.