Sun Day Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

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What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.