Sun Day Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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What do you call an Irish phone technician who's always calling in sick?

Crock o'Dial.

What do you call an Irish-Canadian?

a Mickey Moose

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What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

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Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.