Victory Jokes

What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

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Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.

Leader Jokes More Leader Jokes

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

Wildling Jokes More Wildling Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.