Victory Jokes

What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

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Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Ginger Ale Jokes More Ginger Ale Jokes

Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram