How did the explorer react when the which doctor turned him into a miniature ballsack?

He was a little testie! Bump dump pshhh!

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Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

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Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping