What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.