What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic?

Going inside and asking for a coat hanger.

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The number of the car that hit him.

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

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92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

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In the croakroom !

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You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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They lock their doors and windows.

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.