What's worse than locking your keys in your car at the abortion clinic?

When you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

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You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.