What's worse than locking your keys in your car at the abortion clinic?

When you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.