Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
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Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
Start off with a large fortune!
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
That was the most violent book I've ever read.
polar-oids
That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!
Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
r/explainlikeimfive
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
