Alzheimer Disease Jokes

What is Alzheimer's?

WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE?

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

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New People Jokes More New People Jokes

Where is everyone?

Better make some new people!

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?

They've got poisonality !

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

forgetti

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

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