Bigamy Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

Punishment Jokes More Punishment Jokes

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!