More than one mother-in-law.
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Two mothers-in-law.
Two wives.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
He kisses his mother with that mouth.
Punishment.
One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
You only get presents from one set of grandparents.
Her clam smells like fish!
Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!
Shoot her again.
For fowl play.