Black Magic Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

How did David Copperfield get HIV?

From doing Magic.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

Black Magician Jokes More Black Magician Jokes

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.