Black Magic Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

What's long, black and doesn't work?

The unemployment line.

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What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

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Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

Black Magician Jokes More Black Magician Jokes

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.