Black Magic Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

Black Magician Jokes More Black Magician Jokes

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What kind of work does a weak cat do?

A: Light mouse work.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!