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Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.
Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.
One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
To get to the other side
Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.
GerMany
Patio Furniture.
Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!
Because he's such a fungi.
You're a fungi to be with
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
