Bore Guy Jokes

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why aren't "Blonde jokes" funny?

Cause they're stupid.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Organism Jokes More Organism Jokes

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.