Christian Bail Jokes

What do you call Batman who skips church?

Christian Bail

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What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

What do you call batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

What's it called when Batman ditches church?

Christian bail.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

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What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.