Console Gamer Jokes

Why did the console gamer cross the road?

To render the other side.

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

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How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the other side.

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

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What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.