Extra Virgin Oil Jokes

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Where does the red fern grow?

A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

Olive Oil Jokes More Olive Oil Jokes

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

Reddit User Jokes More Reddit User Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

What did one reddit user say to the other?

Punch line in comments)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.