Extra Virgin Oil Jokes

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

Subway Sandwich Jokes More Subway Sandwich Jokes

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Reddit User Jokes More Reddit User Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb?

They could not do it, they are all autistic.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes More Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes

Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil?

Really ugly olives.

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."