Gta Jokes

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

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What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

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Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich?

A "notsee" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out...

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room