Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

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Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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Because there are Targets on every corner.

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.