Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals?

A referee

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.