Loo Jokes

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Snoo Jokes More Snoo Jokes

What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

Salute Jokes More Salute Jokes

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!