Loo Jokes

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

Salute Jokes More Salute Jokes

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Snoo Jokes More Snoo Jokes

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!