Money Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Bank Robber Jokes More Bank Robber Jokes

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?