Mount Rushmore Jokes

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

What four man rock group doesn't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

George Washington Carver.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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