North America Jokes

Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

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What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!"

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What was Beethovens favorite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA!

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over."

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why is North Korea horrible?

Because they have no Seoul.