North America Jokes

Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

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What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

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What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

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SUPPLIES!

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D

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Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.