Optician Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

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What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.