Optician Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

because he didn't C#

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.