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Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol
The hyper drive.
None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.
I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What
By overthrowing the bourgeoisie
He chicken tendered his resignation.
For the halibut.
So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Tie his hands together
5 minutes talk to wife.
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
Half of London
Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
They both like to throw a ho-down.
