Rucksack Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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A seasoned traveller.

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Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52