Canada and Mexico.
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Canada and Mexico both are.
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Mexico and Canada
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."
Rogaine is a hell of a drug.
To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.
To get back to Mexico
The Mediterranean Sea
They can only learn 4 moves.
Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"
he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
Someone's mom is Snooki.
Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.
You put a color scale next to his face.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
Wee paws for station identification.
