Stupidity Jokes

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

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What is bordering stupidity?

Canada and Mexico both are.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What is close to stupidity?

Mexico and Canada

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Pre Jokes More Pre Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

What's the shortest book in the world?

Deutscher Humor!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.