Stupidity Jokes

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

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What is bordering stupidity?

Canada and Mexico both are.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What is close to stupidity?

Mexico and Canada

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Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.