What is the worst part about locking your keys inside your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger.

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How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Not breaking up

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.