Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!
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YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
She keeps her feet.
Their knees! Please comment "No"
9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.
Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn
I regret nutting!!!
He loves his pot.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
With their bills!
Bless you!
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
Cotton mouth
She paints a target icon around the outlet.
A glimmer of hope