Animal Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

What are spiders webs good for ?

Spiders !

Relate Jokes More Relate Jokes

What inning is it?

is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Description Jokes More Description Jokes

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING: