Beverage Jokes

What drink is better than average?

A beverage.

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What beverage is often very helpful?

Lemon-ade

What beverage should you give someone who is publicly intoxicated?

penal tea edit: to someone

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

froid

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!