Beverage Jokes

What drink is better than average?

A beverage.

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What beverage is often very helpful?

Lemon-ade

What beverage should you give someone who is publicly intoxicated?

penal tea edit: to someone

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

froid

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.

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What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

Wataaaah!

What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name?

Broco Lee

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

Permit Jokes More Permit Jokes

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

Karate Expert Jokes More Karate Expert Jokes

What's a karate experts favourite beverage?

kar-a-TEA HA

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"