Beverage Jokes

What drink is better than average?

A beverage.

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What beverage is often very helpful?

Lemon-ade

What beverage should you give someone who is publicly intoxicated?

penal tea edit: to someone

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

froid

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's the Riddler's favourite beverage?

Obscuri-tea.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims?

Allahuh Snackbar

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

Karate Expert Jokes More Karate Expert Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

What's a karate experts favourite beverage?

kar-a-TEA HA

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Ninja Jokes More Ninja Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.